Himnilflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating jaguar.

Himnilflig created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnilflig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himnilflig, it will not care.

Himnilflig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Himnilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.
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