Camappgad Lincubfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring clam.

Camappgad Lincubfeb created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camappgad Lincubfeb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camappgad Lincubfeb, she will not invite you to parties.

Camappgad Lincubfeb's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Camappgad Lincubfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed apples to sheep while wearing ear rings.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.