Manbaggil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured fly.

Manbaggil created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Manbaggil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manbaggil, it will think nothing of it.

Manbaggil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Manbaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Manbaggil's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manbaggil.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never sit in the presence of cats.