Dumabgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet dugong.

Dumabgan created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumabgan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumabgan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dumabgan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dumabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumabgan.