Poprap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving yak.

Poprap created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poprap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poprap, it will manifest in front of you.

Poprap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Poprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple trousers.

2. Always help geese.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing green stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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