Zigbugham is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil
jackal.
Zigbugham created silver seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Zigbugham, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Zigbugham, he will remove you from existence.
Zigbugham's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Zigbugham's Holy Commandments1. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.
2. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing yellow hats.
3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zigbugham on top of all buildings.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.