Zigbugham is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil jackal.

Zigbugham created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbugham, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigbugham, he will remove you from existence.

Zigbugham's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zigbugham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing yellow hats.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zigbugham on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.