Hogsigxindissduntamgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered finch.

Hogsigxindissduntamgup created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsigxindissduntamgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hogsigxindissduntamgup, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hogsigxindissduntamgup's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hogsigxindissduntamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hogsigxindissduntamgup.

3. Never feed peas to monkeys while wearing kilts.

4. Never paint your back turquoise.

5. Respect your elders.