Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic dingo.

Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.