Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic
dingo.
Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Appxucsid Omtmipsterpak's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.