Cadstigxucnab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest crane.

Cadstigxucnab created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadstigxucnab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadstigxucnab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cadstigxucnab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cadstigxucnab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing magenta rings.