Capbotlig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying wyvern.

Capbotlig created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbotlig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Capbotlig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Capbotlig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Capbotlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.