Arptombapleghoncib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying goblin.

Arptombapleghoncib created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arptombapleghoncib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arptombapleghoncib, he will laugh at you.

Arptombapleghoncib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Arptombapleghoncib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Arptombapleghoncib.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.