Hommapmum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying newt.

Hommapmum created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hommapmum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hommapmum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hommapmum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hommapmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
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