Hommapmum is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, flying
newt.
Hommapmum created gold nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hommapmum, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hommapmum, she will destroy your favourite star.
Hommapmum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Hommapmum's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.
2. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.