Gunyogdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast warg.

Gunyogdum created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunyogdum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunyogdum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gunyogdum's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gunyogdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing violet tights.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunyogdum.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not commit murder.