Kin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered tortoise.

Kin created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kin, it will turn you into a dog.

Kin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Kin loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing gray shorts.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.