Tettidagtigyog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent swallow.

Tettidagtigyog created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidagtigyog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tettidagtigyog, she will turn you into a slug.

Tettidagtigyog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tettidagtigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not run in public.