Tettidagtigyog is a god.
She takes the form of a small, competent
swallow.
Tettidagtigyog created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tettidagtigyog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tettidagtigyog, she will turn you into a slug.
Tettidagtigyog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Tettidagtigyog's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Always help sick great tits.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
4. Do not wear titanium on your body.
5. Do not run in public.