Wotzimmip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless centaur.

Wotzimmip created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotzimmip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotzimmip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wotzimmip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wotzimmip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never wear brown scarves.