Rotsogfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous horse.

Rotsogfig created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rotsogfig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotsogfig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotsogfig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rotsogfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rotsogfig's name in vain.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.