Didmanfoss is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, unfair
horse.
Didmanfoss created Asia four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didmanfoss, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Didmanfoss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Didmanfoss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Didmanfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about carrots.
2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Didmanfoss on top of all buildings.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never write about quantum mechanics.