Afhonvinbegcityar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful raven.

Afhonvinbegcityar created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Afhonvinbegcityar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afhonvinbegcityar, she will laugh at you.

Afhonvinbegcityar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Afhonvinbegcityar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.