Hinjophasshav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless elephant.

Hinjophasshav created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinjophasshav, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinjophasshav, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hinjophasshav's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hinjophasshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Hide from black capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.