But is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing shrew.

But created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in But, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in But, he will turn you into a mouse.

But's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take But's name in vain.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. But loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
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