Limhan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish gerbil.

Limhan created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Limhan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limhan, she will turn you into a slug.

Limhan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Limhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. You must never eat beans.