Budbunrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring dove.

Budbunrow created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbunrow, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budbunrow, it will destroy your favourite star.

Budbunrow's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Budbunrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never talk about planets.