Fumbimpondidtadwig is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective
crocodile.
Fumbimpondidtadwig created a quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fumbimpondidtadwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Fumbimpondidtadwig, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Fumbimpondidtadwig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Fumbimpondidtadwig's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat corn.
2. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumbimpondidtadwig.
4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Fumbimpondidtadwig.