Fumbimpondidtadwig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective crocodile.

Fumbimpondidtadwig created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbimpondidtadwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumbimpondidtadwig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fumbimpondidtadwig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fumbimpondidtadwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumbimpondidtadwig.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fumbimpondidtadwig.