Nurgarmid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy mouse.

Nurgarmid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgarmid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurgarmid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nurgarmid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nurgarmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurgarmid.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.