Yatrulgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic narwhal.

Yatrulgov created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrulgov, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yatrulgov, he will turn you into a rat.

Yatrulgov's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yatrulgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Yatrulgov six times a day.

5. Never sprint near hamsters.