Yatrulgov is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic
narwhal.
Yatrulgov created a strange quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatrulgov, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yatrulgov, he will turn you into a rat.
Yatrulgov's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Yatrulgov's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. You must never eat limes.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. You must pray to Yatrulgov six times a day.
5. Never sprint near hamsters.