Kenbarnaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able cat.

Kenbarnaf created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbarnaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kenbarnaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenbarnaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kenbarnaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kenbarnaf.