Kenbarnaf is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able
cat.
Kenbarnaf created the cosmos five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenbarnaf, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kenbarnaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kenbarnaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Kenbarnaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about garlic.
2. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Feed all hungry shrews.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kenbarnaf.