Dissfithak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic dog.

Dissfithak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfithak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dissfithak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dissfithak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dissfithak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never sit in the presence of goats.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.