Bitvogdav is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, uncaring
hummingbird.
Bitvogdav created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bitvogdav, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bitvogdav, it will refuse to believe in you.
Bitvogdav's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Bitvogdav's Holy Commandments1. Bitvogdav loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not stand on grass.