Gubcibhud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident goose.

Gubcibhud created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Gubcibhud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubcibhud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gubcibhud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gubcibhud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from gray doves for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.