Koncidnil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish mole.

Koncidnil created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Koncidnil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koncidnil, it will turn you into a dog.

Koncidnil's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Koncidnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Koncidnil loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never eat bark.