Gubhivfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring fly.

Gubhivfoss created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhivfoss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubhivfoss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubhivfoss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gubhivfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to foxes while wearing orange skirts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.