Bagmut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy toad.

Bagmut created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagmut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bagmut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bagmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing shorts.

5. Do not kill badgers.