Mottomcab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty goose.

Mottomcab created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mottomcab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mottomcab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mottomcab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mottomcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Run away if three mites approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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