Vegcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart parrot.

Vegcap created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vegcap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vegcap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vegcap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vegcap.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
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