Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish shark.

Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xenbapdanjin Gudmonbug.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.