Nulljinnig Citsawjat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart crane.

Nulljinnig Citsawjat created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljinnig Citsawjat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulljinnig Citsawjat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nulljinnig Citsawjat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nulljinnig Citsawjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Nulljinnig Citsawjat loves pigs, so they must be respected.