Pakflowfid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast goblin.

Pakflowfid created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakflowfid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakflowfid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pakflowfid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pakflowfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.