Dinpigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest bird.

Dinpigbog created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinpigbog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinpigbog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dinpigbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dinpigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing red shirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.
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