Mifzigyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage zebra.

Mifzigyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifzigyatt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifzigyatt, it will cry a lot.

Mifzigyatt's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mifzigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.