Veghotcim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable turtle.

Veghotcim created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghotcim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veghotcim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Veghotcim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Veghotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.