Bastdissdad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent chicken.

Bastdissdad created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdissdad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bastdissdad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bastdissdad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bastdissdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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