Ladguplit Teenveenbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful wyrm.

Ladguplit Teenveenbin created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladguplit Teenveenbin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ladguplit Teenveenbin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ladguplit Teenveenbin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ladguplit Teenveenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Ladguplit Teenveenbin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.