Guprakduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous mongoose.

Guprakduss created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Guprakduss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Guprakduss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Guprakduss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Guprakduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Guprakduss loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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