Rilnakvab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate butterfly.

Rilnakvab created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnakvab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilnakvab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rilnakvab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rilnakvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near sharks.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rilnakvab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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