Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust crane.

Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dobbonspagyartcudqueeg's priests.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to bats while wearing cyan hats.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not chant in public.