Wegtifmeglam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient lobster.

Wegtifmeglam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegtifmeglam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegtifmeglam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wegtifmeglam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wegtifmeglam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Wegtifmeglam loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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