Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered fish.

Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Figlakfut Yogbapwik Himafmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed beans to porpoises while wearing gray shirts.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.