Taryarlzogqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring penguin.

Taryarlzogqueeg created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taryarlzogqueeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taryarlzogqueeg, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Taryarlzogqueeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Taryarlzogqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near voles while wearing indigo corsets and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.