Zimvilraw is a god.
He takes the form of a small, fussy
monkey.
Zimvilraw created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Zimvilraw, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zimvilraw, he will torture you forever.
Zimvilraw's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Zimvilraw's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. You must pray to Zimvilraw nine times a day.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Run away if six hamsters approach from the north.